Ten things you will not hear a pastor say…

10.  Please, no more pie.

9.  I love liver.

8.  I can’t think of a thing to preach.

7.  I wish we had a pastoral vote every Sunday.

6.  I am sorry to announce this morning that our choir is at full capacity.

5.  We’d like to start paying our Sunday school teachers next week.

4.   I never have anything to do in December.

3.   I hate it when people volunteer.

2.   I believe the Lord has called me to a smaller church.

1.   There will be NO offering today.

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