10. Please, no more pie.
9. I love liver.
8. I can’t think of a thing to preach.
7. I wish we had a pastoral vote every Sunday.
6. I am sorry to announce this morning that our choir is at full capacity.
5. We’d like to start paying our Sunday school teachers next week.
4. I never have anything to do in December.
3. I hate it when people volunteer.
2. I believe the Lord has called me to a smaller church.
1. There will be NO offering today.
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